- See also: 2012 (disambiguation)
2012, appropriately named "the year in which nothing will happen," is the year in which many people think the world will end. Speculators such as the History Channel think that the world will end because a bunch of drunk idiots (the Mayans) predicted it when they were drinking alcohol and smoking cigerette packs. 2012 is supposedly the year that will have aliens come and kill people during the same time that Poles will shift, there will be an alignment with the Earth, moon, and Sun, and supposedly the second coming is supposed to happen.
This has been proven to be completely stupid and only the gullible people (such as adults) believe it and share the news with everyone else. 2012 is also the year that supposedly computers will crash and then take over the world at the same time, and then the world will end.
The first sign of the world ending in 2012 occured right after people were wrong about Y2K (you know, the, ehm....yeah). They needed something to work off and scare people, so they decided to act like the world was going to end in 2012, because that is a relatively close date and it would mean that Obama ended the world (which some say is the reason that occurance is going to happen).
The History Channel thinks that the world will end in 2012, and you may or may not hear gunshots and people dying/getting hurt if someone disagrees with them when they say that in the documentaries. The History Channel thinks that everyone will believe them because they are credited as "the fags that get things right every now and then." Much like the weather channel, who has another saying ("the gay fags who never get things right").
Supposedly, the day is supposed to be on December 21st, 2012 because then people won't get Christmas and it makes them more scared.
Here is a list of benefits that we will get if the world ends in 2012:
- People will stop whining over it and finally shut up
- They will attack people
- Other things
- I don't know
- This looks like a long list
- But it's not
Teachers who think the world will end in 2012 often say, "Well, I'd better start raiding the kids' lunch accounts at school so I can get some money to live in. I'm retiring. Yeah, baby! Rock on! You guys suck; I quit!"
However, when the world doesn't end If the world doesn't end, though, people will get mad because they retired and didn't prepare for the world to continue. They think, "Now what?"