I Can't Believe It's Not Colorado


Canadian Church Choir (the CCC)


Unknown (and uncared)

Years active

At least since 2009


Al Capone
Ryan Seacrest
Clay Aiken

3OH!3 (pronounced Michael Jackson and sometimes pronounced as three-oh-H-exclamation-mark-three) are a band from Mississippi, Ohio, Kansas, Connecticut who are in their thirties. The band consists of Al Capone, Ryan Seacrest, Clay Aiken, and Elmo.

They take drugs which they say is medicine but are lying. Obviously.[citation not needed]

History Edit

3OH!3 decided to call themselves 30H!2 1/2 back in the late 80's but changed their name because of a bet that Elmo won (they had bet on if houses could float. Turns out, they can't). This made them come out with their debut album, entitled 3OH!3 GeT mE sOmE HoTdOgS DuDe!? which produced one hit single, entitled Don't Kill Me Cuz I Can't Die.

Their plans seemed to work, because, like Shinedown, they had one song that was just "awesome" (okay), and was called "Don't Trust Me" and everyone thinks it's so cool because it's the closest to rap you can get without actually being rap.

Critical response Edit

Critics were saying, "WTF!?" to just about every single 3OH!3 song that 3OH!3 has ever had. No one really knows why they were, they just were. Doesn't that just make a whole lotta sense.

Discography Edit

Main article: 3OH!3 discography

Albums Edit

Singles Edit

See alsoEdit

2009 in music
2009 in music

Artists3OH!3 · Cobra Starship · Jason DeRulo · Katy Perry · Kesha · Kings of Leon · Lady Gaga · Owl City · Shinedown
Songs – "21 Guns" · "3" · "Already Gone" · "Battlefield" · "Boom Boom Pow" · "Come On Get Higher" · "Don't Trust Me" · "Down" · "Fireflies" · "Gives You Hell" · "Good Girls Go Bad" · "Halo" · "I Gotta Feeling" · "If Today Was Your Last Day" · "Just Dance" · "Love Drunk" · "LoveGame" · "New Divide" · "No Surprise" · "Paparazzi" · "Poker Face" · "Replay" · "Right Round" · "Second Chance" · "Sexy Bitch" · "TiK ToK" · "Use Somebody" · "Waking Up in Vegas" · "Whatcha Say" · "You Found Me"
Music artists

Pop artists3OH!3 · Hannah Montana · Jonas Brothers · Jordin Sparks · Katy Perry · Lady Gaga · Madonna · Michael Jackson · Owl City · P!nk · Taylor Swift
Rap artists50 Cent · Flo Rida · Kanye West · Kevin Rudolf · Lil Wayne · Soulja Boy · T.I. · Will Smith · Yung Joc
Rock artistsAvenged Sevenfold · Blink-182 · Boys Like Girls · Evanescence · Good Charlotte · Green Day · Linkin Park · Maroon 5 · My Chemical Romance · Nickelback · Plain White T's · Queen · Saving Abel · Shinedown · Simple Plan · The All-American Rejects · The Beatles · The Fray · The Naked Brothers Band · The Rolling Stones
Country artistsGarth Brooks · Taylor Swift
R&B artistsAkon · Mario · T-Pain