If you were looking for beer, then you're wrong.

Alcohol is a soft drink, similar to Coke, as it is in the same category, that is fed to senior citizens so they can get a better view of the world before they go off dying somewhere from old age or something.

Health issues Edit

There are no health issues.

Side effects Edit

None whatsoever.

Drinking too much Edit


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External links Edit

Wipedia thinks it has some unclear idea of what alcohol really is

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