Bass drum

a bass drum is a type of drum used to make people unhappy, but not as unhappy as if you play the snare drum over and over again. Then you can take out a knife and rip it to pieces like a good man would. Then he'd make his little neice cry until she got her fudgesicle back after you threw it out her bedroom window, laughing maniacally.

See also

• Bass
• Drums