Billy Mays (aged 50) (haha, really old) was a advertiser with a bad hearing problem. He was born in 1958 because abortion didn't work (aww, that sucks, doesn't it?).
He dresses like he thinks he is head of all the cleaning advertisers, with his hairy gorilla arms, blue outfit, and Wolverine sideburns.
Advertising "Technique" Edit
He is different from all other techniques because he is fat and yells a lot and had a bunch of wives.
Billy Mays finally died at the age of 50 at his home from an overdose of weed but what killed him was the fact that he was acting stupid, dancing on his house to Lady Gaga's song Poker Face when suddenly he slipped and fell, falling right onto a randomly placed sword sticking straight up out of his yard.
See also Edit
Films – 2012 · Bedtime Stories · The Dark Knight · The Day the Earth Stood Still · Saw · Transformers · Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen · Tropic Thunder · Twilight · Up
People – Ben Stiller · Adam Sandler · Christian Bale · Billy Mays · Robert Downey, Jr. · Jack Black · Hannah Montana · Ko'nan OH, Brian. · Lindsay Lohan · George Lucas · Will Smith
Channels – Mtv · The Disney channel · The History channel · The Weather channel
Other things – Scene
Commercials – Free credit report