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A bomb is a device that causes things to explode around it. Despite being inanimate until it goes off, people still think of it as "their little buddy" or "their best friend" in war, in a situation where they are alone.

It has been estimated that 76% of the explosions that occur in America happen because of terrorists or George Bush playing Hide and Go Seek.

History Edit

Bombs were supposedly first invented by Mr. Bomb in 1234 when Mr. Bomb decided to build something that would "explode and effect everything around it with radiation and energy and force, and then will cause things to fall apart for a big area around it".

However, half-way through this project, a man walked up to him and asked what he was building, and he said, "It will explode and effect everything around it, with radiation and energy and force, and then will cause things to fall apart for a big area around it." The man told him, "Um, I guess you would call that a bomb? I have a grenade right here....You're not inventing anything. The bomb's already been invented, stupid."

So, in 1111, the first bomb was actually invented when Mr. Paccio III decided to build something he called a "bomb" for his mother, because a gun wouldn't actually be able to blow her house up like something more powerful might.

So, in 5 years, he had it ready and blew up her house, and had successfully created the first bomb.

Types Edit

There are three different types of bombs.

  • Grenades: you throw them and blow something up
  • Atomic bomb: you drop it and blow everything up
  • Every other bomb

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