A cathedral is a church for Christians for the seat of the bishop (the chess piece guy) and can be disturbing to passing Muslims if they see it. Often to the point where they "would like to take a flame thrower out from nowhere, like in the Grand Theft Auto franchise, and then burn the place down and do all the sin I want to this God of theirs", according to a Muslim who was interviewed one day while shopping at Build A Bear Workshop.
Cathedrals are located so that Christians can come close to them easily and not have to drive that far, because there is a 1 in 600,000,000 chance that they will wreck one Sunday, as much sense as it makes to be precautionary about.
- It was ranked as #36 on the One Hundred Funnest Words to Say
- If you're British, it is spelled Cauthedraul