Some of the ingredients used in coffee.

Coffee, the nasty thing that kids don't drink, is the nasty thing that adults drink to wake up in the morning, and if they don't drink it, then they will die at midnight the next day. Just remember that.

It provides a series of drugs for the adults to take as starters for getting up out of bed, such as twenty shots of whiskey, a few pounds of marijuana, and some meth, too.

Color/Taste Edit

Coffee is brown, like mud. It tastes like mud, too. It comes in cups that you are forced to drink if your parents say so. It also tastes like the tar that you would find on the road. It's so disgusting.

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