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Confusion is a common occurance amongst people such as Lindsay Lohan, Miley Cyrus, the Jonas Brothers, and just about any blonde there is. As for others, it's only modest when it does happen.

It is considered "rude" by some, if you are to tell them that they are a confused person, whether it be true or whether it not be true, even though it is 99% of the time 100% true. If that makes any sense, you confused, arrogant, ignorant person.

Steps[]

It can be characterized as having five steps, as noted in one of Confucius's books that he wrote "in one of his many spare times":

  • First step: Wondering what it was that you were trying to think of
  • Second step: Frustration from not being able to think of what it was
  • Third step: Anger from not being able to solve the problem
  • Fourth step: Assuming that they are dumb, which could be likely
  • Fifth step: Giving up and moving on

Definition[]

Confusion can be defined as "anything that relates to being utterly and randomly stupid and embarassing yourself overall, resulting in death or serious injury from thinking way too hard".

Etymology[]

The word "confusion", in latin, literally means jackass, but the English language turned it around and made it sound like something way different.

It is believed that the word originated from when Confucius first used it when defining his hot blonde babe, and he used "confused" and "with confusion", to which we still use today.

Notable, confused people living today[]

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