D is the dumbest letter of the numberbet and every other letter is afraid of it for its accused molestation and skeletal looks and freaky face and body that gets freakier each year from that weird disease he has.
Previous letter: "C"
Next letter: "E
"D rhymes with 4. Doesn't it? I'm pretty sure it does.
If you wanna say otherwise, tell me now, or I'll beat you up."
That's what the man D said as his last final words on his death bed in some random Miami hospital in New York. Or whatever. Something like that.
1. This article sucks. Why does it even friggin exist.