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A day is a mythological unit of measurement that consists of a total of 24 hours, 1,440 minutes, 86,400 seconds, and 86,400,000 milliseconds in a day, calculated by the smartest people in the world.

Stages of a day[]

Dawn[]

The beginning of the day for old people who can't sleep.

Sunrise[]

Supposedly what comes "after" dawn.

Mid-morning[]

The time that still just old people experience

Noon[]

The time between 12:00 and 12:00 PM.

Afternoon[]

Typically spans from 12:01 PM - 3:59 PM. People usually live their life during this period of time.

Evening[]

From 4:00 PM - 7:30 PM, I guess.

Twilight[]

The time that everyone gets fanatic and screams "TWILIGHT THE MOVIE!!"

Night[]

The most boring time of the day.

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