A drug is a type of candy that strangers give to kids who are totally stupid for taking them and eating/smoking them (how in the world could you smoke candy anyway?) and the kids like it and become an eventual drug addict, soon spreading the news.
Drugs in schools Edit
Even though schools are racist and thus don't like drugs, kids are different, and they prefer to come to school high on weed or garage, perhaps so high that they even act like their addicted to it permanently.
In stores Edit
Stores love it when people smoke weed in there, so do it.
In drug stores Edit
Drug stores are always like "No, we don't sell that kind of drug, you morons!" and everyone starts throwing rocks at the restaurant and blow it up eventually if they have enough time to.