An encyclopedia supposedly, according to people who don't know anything (just about everyone), is something that tells you stories about how plate techtonics are in the earth and create earthquakes and unbelievable, untrue crap like that. It's unbelievable stuff that people make up and put into a big encyclopedia. What do you call that? Oh yeah, Wikipedia.

History Edit

Encyclopedias were first used by the Egyptians when they found them in their tombs left by dead librarians. They would use them for fires, saying in interviews that they "kept us warm during the cold, terrifying blizzards."

Encyclopedias were forgotten to mankind completely until about the year 2001, when grasshoppers attacked the United States.

How it's organized Edit

It's filled with words.