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Excuses are the pleasure-filled aspects of life when it comes to a man wanting to get some time away from his woman....and many other things too, of course.

Typical excuses Edit

  • "No, I can't drive our daughter to school, sweety. I dropped the car keys down the toilet and flushed it."
  • "Oh, but honey, that football game comes on right when we're supposed to have our dinner. Sorry. Maybe we can reschedule."
  • "I wish I could go shopping with you, but I've got a meeting downtown with my boss."
  • "My dog ate it."
  • "I'm on pills."

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