Fast food is a product of food that is produced from gold, a valuable substance found on Mars until someone jacked it and planted it in Earth, where it was grown so much to where they even made gold fields from it, developed around the same time as Coca Cola fields.

Fast food is considered healthy, versus vegetables and fruits, which are bad for your mouth, like spinach.

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