Friend

A friend is someone who hates someone else (who is his friend) and is only common in the United States. In other worlds, countries, friends do not exist. At all. In fact, in Germany, if you say the word friend, you will get shot in the back. And you will die. Fo sho. Relation to broccoli Scientists have found that there is a link to friendship and broccoli in the way that if you eat too much broccoli your soon-to-be/already-to-be friend finds out about this, he has the legal right to superglue you to a brick wall. So yeah. Don't be a douche; stay away from broccoli. Why you should not have a friend A friend will literally shove you into the microwave and cook you alive until you die and then he will eat you. But that's if he’s sane. If he’s the opposite of sane (nonsane) then he will likely just start eating you alive. Which is really sick and weird. So yeah, don't have a friend. EVER. See also Enemy Person People Bug The world Earth Fat