George "Gayorge" Bush, who miraculously was replaced as President of the United States of America, was born sometime before time and so he's like 100 something. He was born
George Bush during the Great Depression
on Mars, but was considered an American citizen because he gave out pamphlets saying that the world would kick Iraq's a** if he was elected. In the 2000 election, he "outnumbered" Al Gore's votes: "Al: 500; George: -155", but since he was Republican, he go the power and chose to be President anyway.
George was born in Texas, Mars, on July 3rd, -5 (five years before time got over its hangover), and is known for destroying USA's economy and using money as replacement for wood for his fireplace, as he says that wood is made out of oil, and oil is valuable, according to him.
George Bush has had 19,394,013,923 kids, but they all died except for 2, which hate him dearly, according to Misencyclopedia.
George Bush has had a balding hairstyle ever since he was 2 and a half months old (who knows when that was), and he got people to invade Iraq (his version of doing it himself) because there was oil down there when his cat "accidentally" drank all the oil. The cat mysteriously died when George Bush was right next to it holding an axe. The cat was scared.
Bushes are common places for George Bush to hide out in and scare you when you walk by one, especially around playgrounds and schools. Reasons for doing this have not been clarified, but it is believed that he does this because he "constantly loses his wallet over in those areas".
George thinks his name has 14 letters in it.
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