Global Warming, or Ice Age, is the entrance of woman babies being born and being more attractive than other babies. As this happens, the world gets hotter and hotter, and eventually, it is so hot that they burn your house down.
Sometimes, entire forests, especially those in Antarctica, are burnt down if one of the babies gets dropped into the area that the forest exists in.When the babies grow into adults, they tend to turn out to be models, which is another word for "fire", which is another word for "models". Models are hotter than the sun in some cases, and in others, they are colder than Pluto, depending on their hotness.
When the entire world is seduced by hot women, then it is called Global Warming.
Second Definition Edit
Global Warming, in the most used way, is when hot wings take over the world.