July is the....*counts down months*....5th? month of the year and is known for its June bugs appearing, especially in late July before kids all whine and moan about school starting back again either in August or September usually.
- There's some.....national day in July, but no one can ever remember what day it is....it's called.....um.....July day? And it's sometime in July, no one can ever remember when, though, because no one really cares.
- July is about as annoying as June because of all its contents (storms, tornadoes, etc.) and its alleged racism over Mexicans (how could a month be racist, though????).