This article is disturbingly short. Please help improve this article by expanding it. Or die. (Like forever ago)
This article sucks because there's few to no friggin humor in it. Please add some.
A kid is the center of stress, and is known as a human that wants everything you have to give, which can be very annoying and is very annoying ALL the time. Don't lie to the kid when s/he really is that annoying ALL the time.