Michael Jacksonitious is a disease you get that makes your hair get longer and your face look all weird and your skin turn all white (even if you're already white) and makes you wear weird clothes and get really thin and look just like Michael Jackson.

Oh, and you also suddenly get accused of raping little kittens babies and toddlers and infants and crap like that. Or whatever.

History Edit

It was invented and diagnosed and discussed in 2009 by anthropologists in the middle of nowhere (Egypt). Yeah.

This time of period, or whatever, made Michael Jackson look like an awesome man for his assumed work with them and made him famous so everyone started buying his Thriller album and crap like that.

See also Edit


DrugsWeed · Steroids
Illnesses/Diseases/WhateverCancer · Flippinitous · Michael Jacksonitous · Stewieitous · Swine flu
Related articlesAmbulance · Hospital

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