- You may have been looking for old people instead. We're not really sure if you were; there's no way to know, unless you're, like, Jesus or something.
Old is a word and contageous disease used to describe people who are jealous of young people,1 which often includes, but is not limited to, John McCain, George Bush, George Lucas, Madonna, Dumbledore (you know, from Hairy Pothead), and Ronald Reagan.2
- Old is a three letter word that rhymes with tornado.
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- He got severe oldness and ended up dying from the disease.