This is a list of the passed six things that are most recently in the news.

Topics in the news Edit

• Zhu Zhu Pets give people AIDS
• Turns out that Tiger Woods can drive because he just wrecked.
• Kanye West disappoints everybody by not dying.
• Balloon Boy hides in a box and then pukes on Live TV because "it was for the show".
• Obama steals earns The Nobel Peace Prize
• Kanye West interrupts Taylor Swift by accidentally taking the mic and ranting at her (pictured)