Portland Oceanic Citier is a fictional website on the Internet that gives movie and song ratings, and a lot of the time they are bad ones, too.
It rates things on a 1 to 10 scale. Like said, though, mostly it gives out 1's. So, thus, it doesn't check every movie. Only the bad ones.
There are 150 reviewers that have to review each movie, and they almost always say the same thing.
1. It is not a stubby article; there's just not that much to say about this fictional website.