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Satan
Satan
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Occupation

Plumber
Marriage counselor

Born

45

Background info

Lives with his mom
Has to do chores
Doesn't like it

The devil is what caused you all the pain in your life, what is going to make you lose that job interview and make you run home and cry like a little baby to your mother.

Life Edit

Many believe he hated his life because everyone hated him and will always hate him. He had this fake worshippers on his tail to make him feel better.

Competition with Walmart Edit

In 1962, when Satan got all mad at Walmart for being "racist", according to him, and he lost the lawsuit and all the money he put into it, he opened an organization called Hell in which was Walmart's main competitor from 1970-present, especially because of Hell's constant sell (at low prices) of the Build-a-Bear-Workshop stuffed bear things.


Religion
Religion · God · Jesus · Satan · Islam · Christianity · Athiesm

ObjectsBible · Christian cross
PlacesChurch · Heaven · Hell
HolidaysChristmas · Santa Claus
TermsSinner · Saved
PeopleAdam · Noah

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