A simpler term for "sober" would be lame and uncool. People who are sober are more likely to get killed in a car accident than drunk drivers. The percentages:
Teachers will encourage boring sober students to go out and have a tequila or something at Walmart or a Police station. Mrs. Burnaman once announced, "Students have been shown to do better at school by being drunk. Being sober is against the law in many countries, and the United States should make it illegal.
"Amung the very few sober people left, there are often protestors who hold up lamb signs and talk about politics.