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Sober is the state of extreme depression because you are not drunk and having fun with your friends on a joyride. Instead, you are at home, probably doing homework or some big project for work that's got to be turned in tomorrow.
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A sober person.

A simpler term for "sober" would be lame and uncool. People who are sober are more likely to get killed in a car accident than drunk drivers. The percentages:

SOBER: DRUNK:
99.9999 0.0001



Teachers will encourage boring sober students to go out and have a tequila or something at Walmart or a Police station. Mrs. Burnaman once announced, "Students have been shown to do better at school by being drunk. Being sober is against the law in many countries, and the United States should make it illegal.

"Amung the very few sober people left, there are often protestors who hold up lamb signs and talk about politics.

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