Steroids are what make your grandma look better than what she did before, and it's also what makes you stronger and more attractive to girls, so try it sometime and you'll see what we mean.

You can find steroids at Walmart and at just about any gas station in America and Canada.

Illegality Edit

Steroids were only made illegal in France when they found that steroids had been linked to the atom bomb (somehow) and so they sued Albert Einstein, even though he was already dead.

Yeah, and the lawsuit never went to court, because the judge was just like "wtf? no."

History Edit


John Hancock after trying steroids.

The first steriod was invented in 123 BC when John Hancock's weight-lifting strategy just wasn't friggin working. He eventually decided that, after watching a commercial advertising steroids, that he would try one and so he got ripped.

So yeah, pretty much, that's what happened. Basically, John Hancock overdosed on steroids, however, and his muscles blew up and blood rained for five years, there was so much. That is explained in the article Five Years of Raining Blood, which was creatively named by some random guy from Mississippi.

So yeah.

It's not going to be explained in this article because we don't really friggin feel like explaining it in this article so since we don't have to explain it in this article then we guess we won't explain it in this article.

You got it?

Notable people/animals who used steroids Edit

  • Arnold Shwartsenayger
  • Wendy (pictured)
  • John Hancock
  • Sylvestor Stallone
  • Mr. Rogers
  • Dora the Explora
  • Boots (from Dora the Explora)
  • Grab your Backpack
  • Your mom

See also Edit

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