A fourwheeler is a six and a half wheeled sportscar developed to inpact and uglify the faces of those who ride it and crash, mostly the careless ones who are drinking at the same time that they are driving.
The first fourwheeler was invented in 120 BC when Egyptians thought they needed a better way to ride up the pyramids to get to the top and see the great city of New York so they built what they called a fourwheeler.
- Fourwheelers are the #1 cause for Cancer
- If you see your cat riding a fourwheeler, then call 911, because you're on crack.
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