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A transformer supposedly can transform from an autobot into a car, which is ALREADY pretty stupid, if you ask me. Supposedly, a transformer can transform into some kind of object. Yes. Sure, let's go with that, because transformers are for little kids and you should not, absolutely not be obsessed with them because if you are, you should know that you can't be a transformer when you grow up.

You can't drink gasoline or you'll die, and you can't be Optimus Prime like in the movie because that's just completely ridiculous and stupid. So yeah. Don't do that. Never do that. If we catch you trying to be a transformer, we'll sue you, put you in jail for ten years, take you out, and then beat you up and put you back in jail for another twenty years and then we'll kill you by slitting your throat and running you over with a steam roller at the same time.

Then we'll throw your body into a river and say that we "dropped" you so that people won't get angry at us for not being able to have a funeral. So yeah, don't worry about it. You'll be able to live life just fine as long as you don't try to be a transformer. Because if you do, then you know what will happen and surely you don't want that, do you?

Well, do you? Hey son! I'm talkin' to you. Nevermind. Forget it. But if a police officer shows up at your door in half an hour and asks you to come with him in the backseat of his car to the police station for questioning on if you are a transformer, don't ask us what happened, because we'll just laugh that you didn't do what we said for you to do. This is advice here, okay? Yeah. Advice.

It's nothing else and will never be anything else, so yeah.

See also Edit


Technology
EntertainmentiPod · iTouch · iTunes · mp3 · Television · Computer · Internet · video-game · cell phone
In science fictionRobot · Transformer
TransportationBicycle · Car · Plane · Skateboard · Vehicle

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